The Drunk In The Hole
A drunk fell into a deep hole and couldn't get out. A wealthy businessman went
by and the drunk called out for help. The businessman threw him some money
and told him get yourself a ladder. But the drunk could not find a ladder in this hole he had fallen into.
A doctor walked by. The drunk said, "Help, I can't get out."
The doctor gave him drugs and said, "Take this, it will relieve the pain.
" The drunk said thanks, but when the pills ran out, he was still in the hole.
A renowned psychiatrist rode by and heard the drunks cries for
help. He stopped and said, \"How did you get there? Were you born
there? Were you put there by your parents? Tell me about yourself,
it will alleviate your sense of loneliness." So the drunk talked
with him for an hour, then the psychiatrist had to leave, but he
said he'd be back next week. The drunk thanked him, but he was
still in his hole.
A priest came by the drunk called for help. The priest gave him a
Bible and said I'll say a prayer for you. He got down on his knees
and prayed for the drunk, then left. The drunk was very grateful,
he read the Bible, but he was still stuck in that hole.
A recovered alcoholic happened to be passing by.the drunk cried
out,"Hey,please help me, I'm stuck in this hole." Right away, the
recovered alcoholic jumped in the hole with him. The drunk said,
"What are you doing? Now we're both stuck here." But the
recovered alcoholic said, "It's okay, I've been here before, I
know the way out."
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